Things that make you laugh.

[Sammi]

A vicar turned up at his golf club to play a round, it was the club's policy that members played in at least a pair, and the vicar's usual partner wasn't available. "I'm terribly sorry Vicar, the only chap available is Mr Smith and his language leaves a lot to be desired." said the club steward. "I'm sure it will be all right, when he sees that I'm a man of the cloth, he'll moderate his language." replied the vicar.That wasn't to be though, and every time Mr Smith missed a putt, he swore,"Damn missed.!" The Vicar was getting increasingly upset by this and said to the man before he putted again, "I say old man, if you swear like that again God will strike you down with lightning, and sure enough Mr Smith missed sinking the putt, and said, "Damn missed.!" Immediately a bolt of lightning shot down from Heaven, striking the Vicar, killing him. Then a voice from on high called out, "DAMN MISSED.!"

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 Brilliant ! 

[Sammi]

I saw a version of this cartoon at work years ago... 

[wide-lite 1000]

WOW !!

[Ria]

A man in Aberdeen calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this!"

She calls Aberdeen immediately: You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

[AgentHalogen_87]

I love the fork 'andles sketch, but I must say I laughed much harder the first time I saw Laurel & Hardy's  Helpmates sketch. Loads of their sketches I find hilarious, like the Music Box, and  Dirty work, but Helpmates is still the best one for me 

[Sammi]

I'll start the ball rolling with two comedy sketches that crease us up evertime:

The funniest radio sketch has to be the Goons with 'What time is it Eccles.?'
For one that's a TV sketch nothing beats the Two Ronnies with 'Four Candles.'